Day: April 16, 2012

 140 character adult sms

Kutte ke bacche ne uski ma se pucha,
“Maa mere pitaji kaise the?”
Maa boli, “Pata nahi beta, Piche se aaye the, aur piche se hi chale gaye!”

 adult sms jokes hindi

Sardarni: kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale
gaye.
Sardar: tumne unhe roka nahi?
Sardarni: bahot roka par bole ab aur taakat
nahi hai, kal aayenge

 adult sms english

BOY: poora under gaya? GIRL: ouch…… haaan BOY:tight hay zyada lug tou nahi raha na? GIRL:haan thora thora. Boy: oye maqsood baji ko 8 number wala joota dikha

 send free adult sms

fuck off f u c k off yes fuck off ooh. dont get the wrong meaning. fuck off means: F-friend like U- u C-can K-keep O-our F-friendship F-forever..

 adult sms in english

Utility of Mangalsutra?

Licence 2 enjoy Kamasutra without Condom..

Whats the utility of a Condom?

Licence to enjoy Kamasutra without the Mangalsutra…

 free adult sms on mobile

Hello hello mera lelo kya? Salam. bolo bolo apni kholo. kya? ZUban DEkho apni khol k dekho kya ? AAnkhien Kitna bara hai mera kya?

 bengali adult sms

Salesgirl : Sir ekhane smoke korbenna please . Smoking allowed noy.

Ronny : Kintu ami to cigarette apnar shop thekei kinechhi !

Salesgirl : Sir, amra to Condom -o bikri kori ..

 adult latest sms

kash aik sitara chand mein ho
aur aik mulakat sham mein ho
tum masroof apnay kaam mein ho
aur mera lund tumhari gand mein ho

 latest adult sms jokes

TENDULKER.wife k sath sex karte hue:
Darling pitch sahi nhi Ghas buhat hai
short nahi lag rahay,
Wife:Jhoot mat bolo
abhi isi pitch per AFRIDI century maar k gaya.

 new adult sms

IK JHALAK HI KAFI HOTI HEY TERI
DIL KO DEEWANA BANANEY KEY LIYE
TUMNEY ITNI BARI SHALWAR PEHEN LI
ITNI CHOTI SI CHEEZ CHUPANEY KE LIYE