Month: March 2012

 Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,

Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar, Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar, Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar, Mubarak Ho Aapko, HOLI ka Tyohar

 Colourful Holi

Different People
different Colour
one Celebration
wishing You A Happy & Colourful Holi with love

 Rango Ki Varsha,

Rango Ki Varsha,

gulal Ki Phuhar,

suraj Ki Kirne,

kushiyon Ki Bauchar,

chandan Ki Kusbhu,

apno Ka Pyar,

mubarak Ho Apko Holi Ka Tyohar !!…

 Happy holi sweetheart

Some things just cant be expressed in words
Some people just cant be lived without
Love can speak volumes even when words cant
So all iam going to say is …
I love u .
Happy holi sweetheart

 Little kids jokes

Brendan had spent a week visiting his family in Kentucky. His sister-in-law and seven-year-old nephew went with him when he returned to the airport. After verifying his seat number with the counter attendant, Brendan walked back to his relatives and stated that he’d have to wait an additional three hours in the airport.

“How come?,” his nephew asked.

“My plane has been grounded,” Brendan explained.

“Grounded?” the little boy said. “I didn’t know planes had parents.”

 Really funny jokes

A distraught mum rushed into the back yard, where eight-year-old Tommy was banging on the bottom of an old upturned tin bath with a poker.

“What do you think you’re doing?” she demanded.

“I’m just entertaining the baby,” explained Tommy.

“Where is the baby?” asked his Mum.

“Under the bath

 Clean funny jokes

When my daughter asked about two look-alike classmates at her school, I told her that were probably twins. The next day, she came home from school all excited and said, “Guess what? They are not only twins, they’re brothers!”

 Funny jokes

Little Joe walked into his dad’s study while his dad was working on the computer.

“Dad,” said Joe, “Remember when you told me you’d give me twenty dollars if I passed my math test?”

Dad nodded.

“Well, the good news is that I just saved you twenty bucks.”

 Kids jokes

A little kid’s in school, taking a true-false test and he’s flipping a coin. At the end of the test he’s flipping the coin again.

The teacher says, “What are you doing?”

He says, “Checking my answers.”

 Kids Jokes

Teacher: Milton, how can you prove the earth is round?

Milton: I can’t. Besides, I never said it was.