Day: March 11, 2012

 adult joke

A Young Boy Asks His Dad.

Boy: “What Is The Difference Between Confident And Confidential?”

Dad Smiled And Says: “You Are My Son, I’m Confident About That. Your Friend Over There, Is Also My Son, That’s Confidential!“

 adults jokes

Three men go on holiday abroad together. The tourist office informs them that there is only one hotel in town with vacancies. The lads go along there, only to be told by reception that there is just one available room left in the hotel. They are not keen, but as it is their only option, they take the room for one evening and share its only bed.
That night, they all enjoy a good night’s sleep. In the morning, the guy on the right side of the bed says,
“I dreamt I had the best wank last night.”
The guy on the left side says,
“That’s funny, I had the exact same dream!”.
The guy in the middle says, “I dreamt I was skiing.”

 short adult jokes

Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their
Life and time trying to go back between the legs of a woman…… Why?

Because …

Home sweet home !

 hindi adult jokes

Duniya Me Sabse Himmat Wala Kon?
Ans: DHOBI
Kisi k Bhi Ghar Ja ke Keh Sakta Hai
Sahab, Madam Ko Bolo
Kapde Nikal K Rakhen
Main Abhi A kar Leta Hon.

 adult dirty jokes

A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony.

The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. “Please allow me to help. I’m a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you’d allow me,” she told him earnestly.

“Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I’ll be alright. I’ll be fine in a few minutes,” he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together in his groin.

But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and she put her hands inside. She began to massage him. She then asked him “How does that feel?”

He replied “It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell.”

 adult thanksgiving jokes

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?” The stock boy answered, “No ma’am, they’re dead.”

 free adult jokes

American Aur Desi

american aur desi mein kya farak hota hai?

american kaam ko dimaak mein aur c ko l pe rakhta hai .

Aur desi c ko dimaak mein aur kaam ko l pe rakhta hai

 adult halloween jokes

Question: Why don’t witches ever have babies?
Answer: Warlocks have hollow weenies.

Question: Why can’t Witches have babies?
Answer: Because their husbands have crystal balls

 adult halloween jokes

10 Things That Sound Dirty On Halloween, But Aren’t…

1. So…What’d you get in the sack?

2. Once you get under the sheet, start moaning and groaning!!!

3. Just hop on that broomstick and ride it!

4. Those small suckers are gone in a few licks!

5. I got the best piece from that house.

6. Quit screwing around on the porch!!!

7. Stick your hand in and guess what you’re feeling….

8. It was so filled and heavy, I had to use TWO hands!!

9. They’ll suck you dry if they get their teeth in you.

10. I bobbed and bobbed, but couldn’t get my mouth around it!

 adult humor jokes

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. “Reverend,” she said, “I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It’s very embarrassing. What should I do?”

“I have an idea”, said the minister. “Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg.”

In the church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. “And who made the ultimate sacrifice you?” he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones. “Jesus!” Jones cried as his wife jabbed him in the leg with the hatpin. “Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones,” said the minister.

Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed.”Who is your redeemer?” he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones. “God!”

Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin “Right again,” said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones again winked off. However, this time the minister did not notice.

As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.

The minister asked, “And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?” Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, “You stick that dammned thing in me one more time and I’ll break it in half and shove it up your ass!” “Amen,” replied the congregation.