Two student were contending when the teacher went into the room.

The teacher says, “Why are you contending?”

One student answers, “We found a ten dollor bill and chose to offer it to whoever tells the greatest untruth.”

“You ought to be embarrassed about yourselves,” said the teacher, “When I was your age I didn’t recognize what an untruth was.”

The students gave the ten dollars to the educator. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛