Why the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin?
Why women can’t put on mascara
with their mouth closed?
Why don’t you ever see the headline
‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?
Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what
they do ‘practice’?
Why is lemon juice made with
artificial flavor, and dish washing
liquid made with real lemons?