Jon and Ron are brothers. Their teacher told them to write an essay about Dog. After checking the essays the teacher said,
‘Why both the essays are the same?’
Ron: Sir, our pet dog is same. ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
Teacher :What happened in 1809?
Student: Abraham Lincoln was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1819?
Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years of age. ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
Class mein shor ho raha tha teacher nahi tha,
Principal entered in class an asked angrily:
Kis ka period chal raha hai?
4 larkian sharmatay hue: Sir Hamara ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
Two student were contending when the teacher went into the room.
The teacher says, “Why are you contending?”
One student answers, “We found a ten dollor bill and chose to offer it to whoever tells the greatest untruth.”
“You ought to be embarrassed about yourselves,” said the teacher, “When I was your age I didn’t recognize what an untruth was.”
The students gave the ten dollars to the educator. ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
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What kind of snacks does a duck like?