लड़का-लड़की समंदर किनारे बैठे थे,😍
लड़की बोली – “तुम कब तक मेरे साथ रहोगे ?”😘
लड़के ने अपना एक आँसू समंदर में गिराया
और बोला –
“जब तक तुम इस आँसू को ना ढूँढ लो तब तक…”😋😢
ये देखकर समंदर खुद बोल उठा –
“सालो तुम लोग इतनी हरामखोरी सीखते कहा से हो ?”😤😜😂😂😂
पप्पू ने एक लड़की को प्रपोज़ किया
तो लड़की ने पप्पू को खूब पीटा।
चप्पल से पीटा..
लाठी से पीटा…
और बहुत घसीट-घसीट के पीटा।
पप्पू उठा और कपड़े झाड़ते हुए बोला…
“तो फिर मैं इंकार समझूं”। 😜😭😝
Day 1 – Love Me, But Don’t Touch Me Ok
Day 2 – Touch Me, But Don’t Kiss Me You Understand
Day 3 – Kiss Me, But Or Kuch Mat Karna Please
Day 4 – Sab Kuch Kar Lo, Par Kisi Ko Batana Nahi
Day 5 – Sub Kuch Karo, Warna Sub Ko Bata Dun Gi Ke Tum Ko Kuch Nahi Aata. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛
Girlfriend To Boyfriend – Romantic andaaz mein, Ek baat poocho ?
Boyfriend – ha puchho…
Girlfriend – Tum Shaadi Ke Baad Bhi Mujhe Itna Hee Pyar Karoge….
Boyfriend – Kyon nahi mein to deewana hu shaadi-shuda aurton ka darling. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛
Law of discussion of affection,
Affection can nor be made or annihilated,
Be that as it may, can be exchanged from,
one sweetheart to another with some slag. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛
Adoration resemble a cloud… Love resemble a fantasy…
Adoration is single word and Everything in the middle…
Adoration is a children’s story work out…
Since I discovered adoration when I discovered you.
A older couple are driving down the highway when another car passed them.
The woman notices the occupants of the other car are young and obviously in love. The girl is sitting very close to her boyfriend as they cruise down the highway.
This causes the woman to think back to when she and her husband were young and in love, and wondering where the show of affection had disappeared to over the years.
Finally she says to her husband, “Remember when we used to be like that young couple? Where did the love go, honey?” He quietly replied, “I haven’t moved….”
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.
However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman’s new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!
One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, “Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you.”
“My darling,” he replied, “I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek.”