Son: Papa, aap ko school me teacher se milne jana hai…
Father: Kyun, kya hua ab?
Son: Math teacher ne poocha 7×9 kitna hota hai. Maine bola 63. Fir usne poocha 9×7 kitna hota hai?
Father: Ek hi to baat hui bhenchod! Chutiya samjha rakha hai kya?
Son: Exactly! Maine bhi yahi bola…
NEXT DAY…
Son: Papa, aap teacher se mile kya?
Father: Nahi…
Son: Teacher se mat milna. Ab aapko principal se milna padega…
Father: Kyun, kya hua ab?
Son: PT teacher ne aaj class me bola right hand upar karo, fir left hand upar karo, ab right leg upar karo, phir left leg upar karo…
Father: To khada kya lund pe hoga?
Son: Exactly! Maine bhi yahi bola…
NEXT DAY…
Son: Papa, aap principal se mile the kya aaj?
Father: Nahi…
Son: Mat jana milne. Mujhe Ek hafte ke liye suspend kar diya hai…
Father: Ab kya ho gaya?
Son: Mujhe principal ke office me bulaya tha, Wahan math teacher, PT teacher aur Hindi teacher the…
Father: Ab Hindi teacher kya wahan apni maa chudaane aaya tha?
Son: Exactly! Maine bhi yahi bola!
🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛
Teacher: why did you laugh?
Boy: I saw one strap of your bra.
Teacher: get out of the class for 1 week.
Two boys laughed, Teacher: why did you laugh:
boys: I saw both straps. Teacher: get out for 1 month. She bent down to take chalk, jony started walking out.
Teacher: jony, why you are going out?
Jony: what I just saw I think my school days are over. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛
There are 2 sorts of hooks
first is cricket hook
and
second is brazer hook
first is utilized to send ball outside the boundary
and
second is to control balls inside the boundary. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛
Two student were contending when the teacher went into the room.
The teacher says, “Why are you contending?”
One student answers, “We found a ten dollor bill and chose to offer it to whoever tells the greatest untruth.”
“You ought to be embarrassed about yourselves,” said the teacher, “When I was your age I didn’t recognize what an untruth was.”
The students gave the ten dollars to the educator. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛
Patient: Doctor, please would you be able to bail me out?
Doctor: Yes, you may advance out the same way you come in.:) 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛
A Sunday school teacher said to her children, “We have been learning how powerful kings and queens were in Bible times. But, there is a higher power.
Can anybody tell me what it is?”
One child blurted out, “Aces!”
There were 2 kids walking home from school.They had found a shortcut the day before, so they took this shortcut.
They found a old cabin.They pressed their ears against the door & they heard
“When I get ya I’m gonna eat ya!”
The 2 kids open the door & the voice grew louder! They had noticed that the voice was coming from the closet, so they slowly opened the door & found an old man picking his nose.
The old man says,”Sorry, I don’t have enough for all of us!!!!!!!”
