Adult School Jokes in Hindi

⁠⁠⁠Son: Papa, aap ko school me teacher se milne jana hai…

Father: Kyun, kya hua ab?

Son: Math teacher ne poocha 7×9 kitna hota hai. Maine bola 63. Fir usne poocha 9×7 kitna hota hai?

Father: Ek hi to baat hui bhenchod! Chutiya samjha rakha hai kya?

Son: Exactly! Maine bhi yahi bola…

NEXT DAY…

Son: Papa, aap teacher se mile kya?

Father: Nahi…

Son: Teacher se mat milna. Ab aapko principal se milna padega…

Father: Kyun, kya hua ab?

Son: PT teacher ne aaj class me bola right hand upar karo, fir left hand upar karo, ab right leg upar karo, phir left leg upar karo…

Father: To khada kya lund pe hoga?

Son: Exactly! Maine bhi yahi bola…

NEXT DAY…

Son: Papa, aap principal se mile the kya aaj?

Father: Nahi…

Son: Mat jana milne. Mujhe Ek hafte ke liye suspend kar diya hai…

Father: Ab kya ho gaya?

Son: Mujhe principal ke office me bulaya tha, Wahan math teacher, PT teacher aur Hindi teacher the…

Father: Ab Hindi teacher kya wahan apni maa chudaane aaya tha?

Son: Exactly! Maine bhi yahi bola!

🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Teacher Students Funny Non Vej Jokes

Teacher: why did you laugh?

Boy: I saw one strap of your bra.

Teacher: get out of the class for 1 week.

Two boys laughed, Teacher: why did you laugh:

boys: I saw both straps. Teacher: get out for 1 month. She bent down to take chalk, jony started walking out.

Teacher: jony, why you are going out?

Jony: what I just saw I think my school days are over. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Adult Jokes In English 140

There are 2 sorts of hooks

first is cricket hook

and

second is brazer hook

first is utilized to send ball outside the boundary

and

second is to control balls inside the boundary. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Student Teacher Jokes

Two student were contending when the teacher went into the room.

The teacher says, “Why are you contending?”

One student answers, “We found a ten dollor bill and chose to offer it to whoever tells the greatest untruth.”

“You ought to be embarrassed about yourselves,” said the teacher, “When I was your age I didn’t recognize what an untruth was.”

The students gave the ten dollars to the educator. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Doctor Patient Jokes In English

Patient: Doctor, please would you be able to bail me out?

Doctor: Yes, you may advance out the same way you come in.:) 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 kids jokes

A Sunday school teacher said to her children, “We have been learning how powerful kings and queens were in Bible times. But, there is a higher power.

Can anybody tell me what it is?”

One child blurted out, “Aces!”

 kids joke

There were 2 kids walking home from school.They had found a shortcut the day before, so they took this shortcut.

They found a old cabin.They pressed their ears against the door & they heard
“When I get ya I’m gonna eat ya!”

The 2 kids open the door & the voice grew louder! They had noticed that the voice was coming from the closet, so they slowly opened the door & found an old man picking his nose.

The old man says,”Sorry, I don’t have enough for all of us!!!!!!!”

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