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 Pati Patni Best Jokes

Patni(Tare Dikhte huye): Batao Wo Kon Si Chiz He Jo Tum Roz Dekh Sakte Ho Par Tod Nahi Sakte?

Pati: Me Nahi Bataunga.

Patni: Bolo Na Plz.

Pati: Tera MUHH.. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

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Pati ke Penis pe madhu makkhi kaat gayi.

He goes to doctor with his wife.

Wife sharmate hue….
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Sirf dard ki dawa dena,sujan rehne dena. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Pati Patani Funny Joke

Wife: Agar Me Kho Jau, To Tum Kya Karoge?

Husband: Me Nirmal Baba Ke Paas Jaunga.

Wife: Tum Baba Se Kya Kahoge?

Husband: Baba Kirpa Honi Shuru Ho Gayi He. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

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Wife: Batao Tumhe Me Kitni Achchi Lagti Hoon?

Husband: Bahut Zyada.

Wife: Fir Bhi Batao Kitni?

Husband: Itni Ki Dil Karta Hai Tere Jaisi 1 Aur Le Aun. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Husband Wife Funny SMS

Wife: Agar Me Marr Jau To Tum Kya Karoge?

Husband: Shayad Me Bhi Marr Jaunga.

Wife: Kyu?

Husband: Kabhi Kabhi Zyada Kushi Janleva Hoti Hai.. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Pati Patni Jokes In Hindi

Pati patni mandir main!

Pati-tumne kya manga?

Patni-Ki aap aur main saat janam saath rahe.

Patni-Aur aapne.

Pati-Ye mera saatwa janam ho. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Husband Wife Jokes In English

Husbands and wife resemble two kind of vehicles,

Regardless of the fact that one gets punctured, the vehicle can’t move.

So smart men dependably convey a stepney with them. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

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Pati patni sex kar rahe thhe, pati ko kaafi josh chada hua thha,

Patni: “Zara dheere karo kyu Rajhdhani Express chala rahe ho”

Itne mein unka beta bed se nichhe gir gaya aur bola

“Jo marji chalao par passangers ko to niche mat girao“ 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Husband Wife English Jokes

Spouse discovered his significant other’s old school report card

FAINTED ?

The remark composed… .

“most dutiful and calm understudy” 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Husband Wife Funny Joke

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