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 Teacher Student Hindi Joke

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 Husband Wife Funny Joke In English

Husband (viewing a video):

Try not to do it! I swear you going to think twice about it for

whatever remains of your life. You dumb bonehead! Try not to say

yes. No! No! NOOO!! Aw dang, he really did it! What a numb nuts!

Wife: Honey, why you so distraught? What’aya viewing?

Husband: Our wedding service. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Salesman Hindi Funny Joke

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 Pappu Teacher Hindi Funny Joke

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 Funny Joke On Husband Wife

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 Teacher And Student Funny Joke

New teacher joined in the school.

Teacher :- students tell your names and hobbies

1st boy :- My name is arun . My hobby is watching moon..

2nd boy :- My name is arjun . And my hobby is watching moon ..

3rd boy :- My name is vikas & hobby is watching moon ..

Teacher :- wow good good Everyone’s hobbies are same.
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1st girl :- Hello mam my name is moon
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 Sardar Ji Funny SMS

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 Teacher And Student Joke

Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an “I”.

Student: I is the….

Teacher: Stop! Never put ‘is’ after an “I”. Always put ‘am’ after an
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Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Very Funny Hindi Joke

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