Costumer Jokes In English

Client called to Tech bolster: “my PC is not associating with Internet”

Technical support: “alright, which working framework would you say you are utilizing?”

Client: “Web pilgrim”!

Technical support: “No, you simply right tap on “my PC” and snap on the properties menu”

Client: “what are you saying, this is not your PC, it is my PC”! 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Computer jokes

Why did a group of Columbians run away from the computer lab?

Because… The computer said, “You have performed an illegal operation and will be shutdown!”

 Microsoft landing

A pilot is flying a small, single-engine, charter plane with a couple of really important executives on board into Seattle airport. There is fog so thick that visibility is 40 feet, and his instruments are out. He circles looking for a landmark and after an hour, he is low on fuel and his passengers are very nervous.

At last, through a small opening in the fog he sees a tall building with one guy working alone on the fifth floor. Circling, the pilot banks and shouts through his open window: “Hey, where am I?”. The solitary office worker replies: “You’re in an airplane.”. The pilot immediately executes a swift 275 degree turn and executes a perfect blind landing on the airport’s runway five miles away. Just as the plane stops, the engines cough and die from lack of fuel. The stunned passengers ask the pilot how he did it.

“Elementary,” replies the pilot, “I asked the guy in that building a simple question. The answer he gave me was 100% correct but absolutely useless; therefore, I knew that must be Microsoft’s support office and from there the airport is three minutes away on a course of 87 degrees.”

 Computer joke

In Computer Heaven:

The management is from Intel,
The design and construction is done by Apple,
The marketing is done by Microsoft,
IBM provides the support,
Gateway determines the pricing.

In Computer Hell:

The management is from Apple,
Microsoft does design and construction,
IBM handles the marketing,
The support is from Gateway,
Intel sets the price.

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