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Father: my 5 yrs old child is extremely devious,
He made all our female hirelings pregnanat,
Dr. how ???????????
Father: he took a pin and punched openings in every one of my condoms. π π π π π π π π
Cricketer spouse requested separated in court,
Judge ask the reason
She answered
WO shot pe shot marta h,
Par ball ko hath hi nahi lagata. π π π π π π π π
The ideal framework to maintain a strategic distance from condom mishap,
utilize twofold condom with chilly powder in the middle,
on the off chance that external breaks she will know ,
on the off chance that internal breaks u will know. π π π π π π π π
Pati patni sex kar rahe thhe, pati ko kaafi josh chada hua thha,
Patni: βZara dheere karo kyu Rajhdhani Express chala rahe hoβ
Itne mein unka beta bed se nichhe gir gaya aur bola
βJo marji chalao par passangers ko to niche mat giraoβ π π π π π π π π
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