HONTON” se tere “HONTON” ko geela kr don
Tere “HONTO” ko me or bhi raseela kr don
Tu is qadar PYAR kary k PYAR ki inteha ho jaey,
Tere “HONTO” ko choos kr tujhe or bhi joshila kr don
Na rahe aarzo dor hatne ki
raat jo Pakron tere “HOONT” apne “HONTO” se,
Subha tak tery “HOONT”or nashela kr don.
Raat ko karo gey to SuSt raho gey…..
Din ko karo gey to ChuSt Raho gey…
Kartey raho gey to TanDrusT Raho gey…
EK SMS YAAR!!!!
Sex is like NOKIA (connecting people)
like NIKE (just do it)
like PEPSI(ask for more)
like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited) and
like ME (TO GOOD TO BE TRUE)..
Niple niple little star
can i suck you in my car
up above the breast so have
always milky never dry
let me touch it never shy
in the bra it will be dry
He took me from a bar
He took me in his car
He took my top off
He puts his lips on mine, but don’t worry: I’m a bottle of wine!
A girl who opens her hands receives gifts,
who opens her heart receives love,
who opens her legs receives happiness
Last night, I went to bed without u..cold, naked, thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u last nite,
my lovely pyjamas 😉
A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
“I thought It was MONEY”
I want to suck you
wanna move my tongue all over you
wanna feel you in my mouth
yep, that’s how you
eat an ice cream!
Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking