Adult Jokes

adult joke hindi

Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai? Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss Girl: Aur us dress ka? Shopkeeper: 10 kiss Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi

shayari on smile

Sardar dost say: Yar BV nu birthday tay ki gift dawan? Dost: Apna Lun day. Sardar: Nai yar koi wada gift das. Dost: Far mera Lun day day

alone sms in hindi

Nahi plz Neeche mat jao na Kuch ho jaye ga Plz Dekho aisa mat karo Maan jao na plz Warna â?¦Ho jaye ga Plz mat jao Aaah Dekha Ho gaya na SMS Khatam!

hindi dirty jokes

Girl to Mom: Ammi ammi aaj main collage nahian jahoon gi Mom: Lakin keun Girl: Larkay TANG kartay hain Mom: Chal jhutti Larkay to KHULLI kartay hain

adult sms hindi 33

7 chlne k lye tmhara hath kesy thamon Dost Tmhe to doosron k tattay uthany se furst nh milti (“.) \ \ (.”) ) ):_//( ? G sir |,|_ /\,

non veg hindi sms

Boy: Breast ke taraf ishara keraty hway, Amme Amme yeh kia hain Amme: Beta yeh Ghubaray Hain. Boy: Tu Amme masi kay baray kion hain. Amme: Tumnay kub daikhay. Boy: Jub papa un main hawa bhar rahay thay

hot sms in hindi

A sardar was running with his pregnent wife, who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh replied, assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa.

nonveg sms in hindi 140 character

1 Ladka, Ladki dekhne gaya Bahut der se SUSU rok rakha tha baad mein Ladki se bola SUSU karne ki jagah dikhao. Ladki sharmate huye: PAHLE AAP DIKHAO.

double meaning hindi jokes

2 men were up bcoz their wifes were learning cars 1st:mere biwi raat ko lund pakar kar gear badalti hay 2nd:mere biwi tang utha ke k kahti hay5 litre dal day

adult joke hindi

dekho eik couple sex kar raha hai ah oh dheere ah mar gayi ah oh ahah chal ab bas kar 1 rupee k sms mein kya pori blue film dikhaon

non veg jokes in hindi

Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi: Faraz clerk hai 5000 pagar hai uper se 15000 kamata hai lardki walle: lardki nurse hai 2500 pagar hai + nicche se 50000 kamati hai!

nonveg sms in hindi 140 words

dekho eik couple sex kar raha hai ah oh dheere ah mar gayi ah oh ahah chal ab bas kar 1 rupee k sms mein kya pori blue film dikhaon

funny adult jokes

Boy: aunty why was uncle lying on you last night? Aunty: he was checking my temperature. Boy: did he get it right? I saw the thermometer leaking.

adult sms collection

A guy and girl had sex poem competition. Guy: two times two is four, hour plus five is nine, I can put mine in yours, but you can’t put yours in mine. Girl: two times two is four, hour plus five is nine, I know the length of yours but you will never know the depth of mine.

love sms for girls

A few quotes on girls t-shirt: there s a face above this, don’t forget. Object here appear bigger than they are. I made you look at it. F ck all that is missing is u. Don’t try to find sun here, its not mountain. This one is really tough for Edmund Hillary.

short adult jokes

Dad brought a robot which slaps a person who lies. Dad: son, where were you? Son: School, robot slap. Son: film. Dad- which one? Son: sai baba, robot slap again. Son: “A” film Dad: what? I have not seen such films, robot slaps dad. Mom: forgive him dear after all he is your son, robot slaps mom.

adult sms 140

Man with no sex organ used a vibrator for years one day wife caught and asked: how dare you cheat me? Man: I will explain about the toy, can you explain about kids.

don’t leave me alone sms

What is sex? Its science with wife, its art with girlfriend, its commerce with prostitute and its social service with aunties.

nonveg jokes

Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi: Faraz clerk hai 5000 pagar hai uper se 15000 kamata hai lardki walle: lardki nurse hai 2500 pagar hai + nicche se 50000 kamati hai!

jokes for adults

In lift, mans elbow accidently touch lady’s breast. man: if ur heart soft as ur breast ull forgive me. lady: if ur cock s hard as ur elbow im in room 207.

adult msg

Condom says to whisper : buddy every months u stop my business for one week Whisper says : ahh if u make a mistake one time, I’ll loose my business for 9 months.

adult sms

What’s the similarity between school bell and girls hole? When you hit any of these, children come out.

desi adult jokes

Contest in a girl’s college: write a short essay which contains religion, sex and mystery. Winners essay: oh god, I am pregnant, I wonder who did it.

don’t leave me sms

One man married lady traffic police. Friend asks how your 1st night was. She collected Rs.100 from me for over speed, Rs.200 for wrong side entry, Rs.500 for no helmet.

adults jokes

Who is senior’s female sex organ or male sex organ? Answer: female sex organ because male sex organ always stands up when he sees a female sex organ, so respects the seniors.

desi adult jokes

Boy saw a lady with big breast. He asked her: can I bite them for $1000? She says: ok they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse. The boy kisses, licks, puts his face in them, presses them hared for 10 minutes Lady asks: aren’t you gonna bite them? He replies: no, it’s too costly.

love sms

Customer: my wife needs a bra but I don’t know the size. Salesgirl: touch my breast and try to calculate. Customer: oh I forget he needs panties too.

18. short adult jokes

Teacher: explain responsibility. Student: mam your blouse has four buttons, if three buttons break down the entire responsibility will be on the fourth one.

love sms for husband

Boy: if I kiss you and run away then what will you think? Girl: I will think that a fool instead of attending the full paper just attended the one mark alone and failed.

non veg jokes

Do you know why a girl gets full mark and boys get fail in practical? It’s when they both remove their 1st button of shirt in front of external.

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