nonveg sms hindi 140 character

HONTON” se tere “HONTON” ko geela kr don
Tere “HONTO” ko me or bhi raseela kr don
Tu is qadar PYAR kary k PYAR ki inteha ho jaey,
Tere “HONTO” ko choos kr tujhe or bhi joshila kr don
Na rahe aarzo dor hatne ki
raat jo Pakron tere “HOONT” apne “HONTO” se,
Subha tak tery “HOONT”or nashela kr don.

 romantic sms for boyfriend

Raat ko karo gey to SuSt raho gey…..
Din ko karo gey to ChuSt Raho gey…
Kartey raho gey to TanDrusT Raho gey…
EK SMS YAAR!!!!

 nonveg sms eng 140 character

Sex is like NOKIA (connecting people)

like NIKE (just do it)

like PEPSI(ask for more)

like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited) and

like ME (TO GOOD TO BE TRUE)..

 non veg sms for girlfriend

Niple niple little star

can i suck you in my car

up above the breast so have

always milky never dry

let me touch it never shy

in the bra it will be dry

 non veg sms 140 words

He took me from a bar

He took me in his car

He took my top off

He puts his lips on mine, but don’t worry: I’m a bottle of wine!

 adults jokes in english language

A girl who opens her hands receives gifts,

who opens her heart receives love,

who opens her legs receives happiness

 adult sms download

Last night, I went to bed without u..cold, naked, thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u last nite,

my lovely pyjamas 😉

 double meaning sms

A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,

When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,

“I thought It was MONEY”

 englishlovejoks

I want to suck you
lick you
wanna move my tongue all over you
wanna feel you in my mouth
yep, that’s how you
eat an ice cream!

 adults sms

Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking

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