adult jokes in 140 characters

Wife: I am Pregnant.
Santa: Par main to england me tha
Wife: Aapki photo thi na
Santa: Ullu mat bana kamini photo to kamar tak hi thi..

 adult jokes 140

Always remember:
When a girl cancels a date
it is because She “Has To”
and
When a boy cancels a date
it si becasuse He “Has Two”

 140 adult sms

This my most beautiful SMS for you
If you read you owe me a HUG,
If you delete you Owe me a kiss,
If you save you owe me a DATE,
If you return text message to me,
You OWE me All,
But if you ignore,
You are MINe!
So wat will You do?

 romantic sms for girl friend

Kabhi waqt mile to aajao,
Ham jheel kinare ja baithen,

Tum apne sukh ki baat karo,
Hum apne dukh ki baat karain,

Aur un lamhoon ki baat karain,
Jo sung tumhare beet gaye,

Aur ehd-e-khizan ki nazar howy,
In sabz ruton k daman mai,

Hum pyar ki khushbo mehkain,
In bikhray sabz nazaron ko,

Ham aankhon men tasveeer karain,
Phir apne pyar k jado se,

Hum lamhoon ko jageer karain,
Kabhi waqt milaye to ajao…

Hum jheel kinare ja baithen

 nonveg sms hindi 140 character

HONTON” se tere “HONTON” ko geela kr don
Tere “HONTO” ko me or bhi raseela kr don
Tu is qadar PYAR kary k PYAR ki inteha ho jaey,
Tere “HONTO” ko choos kr tujhe or bhi joshila kr don
Na rahe aarzo dor hatne ki
raat jo Pakron tere “HOONT” apne “HONTO” se,
Subha tak tery “HOONT”or nashela kr don.

 romantic sms for boyfriend

Raat ko karo gey to SuSt raho gey…..
Din ko karo gey to ChuSt Raho gey…
Kartey raho gey to TanDrusT Raho gey…
EK SMS YAAR!!!!

 nonveg sms eng 140 character

Sex is like NOKIA (connecting people)

like NIKE (just do it)

like PEPSI(ask for more)

like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited) and

like ME (TO GOOD TO BE TRUE)..

 non veg sms for girlfriend

Niple niple little star

can i suck you in my car

up above the breast so have

always milky never dry

let me touch it never shy

in the bra it will be dry

 non veg sms 140 words

He took me from a bar

He took me in his car

He took my top off

He puts his lips on mine, but don’t worry: I’m a bottle of wine!

 adults jokes in english language

A girl who opens her hands receives gifts,

who opens her heart receives love,

who opens her legs receives happiness

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