nonveg sms eng 140 character

Sex is like NOKIA (connecting people)

like NIKE (just do it)

like PEPSI(ask for more)

like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited) and

like ME (TO GOOD TO BE TRUE)..

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Niple niple little star

can i suck you in my car

up above the breast so have

always milky never dry

let me touch it never shy

in the bra it will be dry

 non veg sms 140 words

He took me from a bar

He took me in his car

He took my top off

He puts his lips on mine, but don’t worry: I’m a bottle of wine!

 adults jokes in english language

A girl who opens her hands receives gifts,

who opens her heart receives love,

who opens her legs receives happiness

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Last night, I went to bed without u..cold, naked, thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u last nite,

my lovely pyjamas ;)

 double meaning sms

A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,

When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,

“I thought It was MONEY”

 englishlovejoks

I want to suck you
lick you
wanna move my tongue all over you
wanna feel you in my mouth
yep, that’s how you
eat an ice cream!

 adults sms

Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking

 awesome jokes sms

A girl phoned me
the other day and said …
“Come on over, there’s nobody home.”
I went over. Nobody was home

 jokes sms in english

biology teacher told all students to draw female reproductive organ.
one girl felt shy and looked down.
sardar boy shouted – mam she is copying.

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