Adult Jokes

 Sardar Ji Non Vej Jokes In English

Wife: remove my nighty.
Sardar: ok
Wife: remove my bra
Sardar: ok
Wife: remove my panty
Sardar: ok
wife: never wear my dress again. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Husband Wife Funny Adult SMS In English

A maths professor sent a sms to his wife.

Dear you are now 54 years old and unable to satisfy me,

Now I am with my 18 years old female student so I will be late tonight.

Wife replied: dear you’re also 54 years and unable to satisfy me,

Now I am with our driver who is also 18 years,

As you are mathematicians you know very well that…

18 goes into 54 many times more than 54 goes into 18 so don’t come tonight. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Adult Jokes In English

Girl: my right leg is lunch and left leg is dinner,

what you will like to have?

Boy: I would like to have snacks between lunch and dinner. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Dabble Meaning Jokes In Hindi

Girl : Are itna bada muh me kese lungi.
Boy : Jaldi se muh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapde geele ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na ye Gol Gappe tum he kahoo. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Husband Wife Adult Jokes

Pati ke Penis pe madhu makkhi kaat gayi.

He goes to doctor with his wife.

Wife sharmate hue….
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Sirf dard ki dawa dena,sujan rehne dena. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Punjabi Adult SMS

Girl: tusi bada sohna gaaunde ho,

Boy: main sunya tusi vi bada sohna gaa lainde ho,

Girl: oh tan main bas bathroom singer han,

Boy: tan fer kadi bulao othe hi mehfil lavange. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 School Funny Jokes In Hindi

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 GF And BF Non Vej Funny Jokes

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 Teacher Students Funny Non Vej Jokes

Teacher: why did you laugh?

Boy: I saw one strap of your bra.

Teacher: get out of the class for 1 week.

Two boys laughed, Teacher: why did you laugh:

boys: I saw both straps. Teacher: get out for 1 month. She bent down to take chalk, jony started walking out.

Teacher: jony, why you are going out?

Jony: what I just saw I think my school days are over. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Sex Poem Competition Funny Adult SMS

Guy: two times two is four, hour plus five is nine,

I can put mine in yours, but you can’t put yours in mine.

Girl: two times two is four, hour plus five is nine,

I know the length of yours but you will never know the depth of mine. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛