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Wife: Janu ! Aaj tumhari girl friend night stay karne aa rahi hai ! Maine fridge mein beer & fresh fruit salad banake rakha hai. Room freshner side table par hai. Nahane ka soap with lime fragrance or towel bhi rakha hai. Main baccho ko Leker mummy ke yaha jaa rahi hoon, kal sham tak aajaungi. Program mein koi change ho tau inform kar dena, mein wahin aur ruk jaungi…! . . . . . …

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k raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari, mager saas ne kuch na kaha, bhala kiun, kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thiiiiiiiii

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anju chud gai manju chud gai chud gaya parmanand bhaiya jaldi se ghar aajao bhabhi ke nikal gaya lund

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4 Dogs fucking Bitch very Hard Pass 1 aunty khari thi, rone lagi Bacche ne Pucha:”Kiya hua” Aunty:”KUCH NAHI BETA JAVANI K DIN YAAD AGAYE”

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2 ladkiya 1 mote bache k pait ko dekhkar boli-O kake y pani k matka kitne k diya?Bacha gusse ma apni nikar utarkar bola tooti samet 50 ka.

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1Nangi lady ne bar me peg ka order diya. Waiter dekhta hi rah gaya. Lady : kabi nangi ladki nai deki? Waiter : me soch raha hu, tu paise kaha se nikalegi.

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1admi Eye operation k Bad- Dr. Muje dikhai nahi de raha. Dr.ne nurse Ke kapde utar diye Dr-Ab dikha? Man: nahi Dr: madarchod fir ye lun kaise khada ho gaya

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1 sardr ne aag bujhane k liye phunk mari to uska PAAD nikal gaya, Dobara phunk mari Fir se PAAD nikal gaya, Sardr gusse me gand ghumakar bola “LE TU BUJHA LE”.

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1 patient Docter se,’Sir, mai AANKHO se Bol Saku Aur KAAN se dekh Saku koi aisi Dava Do…!’ Doctor,”Lo, ye 2 Goli GAAND se Pee Jaao… !!”

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1 girl : bhai-jaan ye rasta kha jayega. boy : saali, confeus karti h. ya to bhai bol ya jaan bol.

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1 mouse was fucking an elephnt in a coconut farm 1 cocont fals on elephant’s head. Elepnt- oouch! Mouse- ouch vouch kuch nahi, ‘Hum to gaand phaad dete hai’!

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1 Ladki ne 1 Kutti se puchha, Tumhe 1’saath itne Bache Kaise hote h, to Kutti ne Kaha Sadak Par Nangi Ghum ke dekh fir pata chaleg

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1 bacha Roj school se bhag kr gand mrwata tha or is trah usne bahut paise kmaye. in peso se mobile khrida.Vidhi ka vidhan deko,Aaj vo apni hi story pad raha hai

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Sardar ne wife ko letter likha: “Is month’s salary ke badle 100 kiss bhej raha hu. ” Wife replied: “Aap ke 100 kiss mile, doodhwala 2 kiss mai man gaya, sir ko 7 deni padi, sabziwala 7 main nai mana 9 deni padi. Kirane wala sirf kiss se nai mana, maakan malik, to roj 5 ya 6 le jata hai ap chinta na kare mere pass 35 padi hai. or jo yeh par raha hai …

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1 DAY SANTA N BANTA WERE STANDING AT 5OTH FLOOR OF A BUILDING A MAN TOLD SANTA UR SON IS DEAD!!!!!!!! HEARING THIS SARDAR GI JUMPED FROM 50TH FLOOR AT 35TH HE REALISE I DONT HAVE A SON AT 20TH HE REALISE I AM NOT MARRIED AT 3RD HE REALISE “OH sh*t” ,,, I AM BANTA

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Santa.: Itne khilari kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai? Ramesh: Goal kar ne k liye. Santa: Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge yeh lo

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Sardarji suhaagraat kaisi rahi? Kuch mat pooch yaar! Pehle 8 bar to Missed Call aur Wrong number lage aur jab sahi number laga to balance NIL thi.

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Agar Feroz Khan Don hota to dialouge kya hota? Mere sar par baal aane ka intezaar to 11 shehron ke naayi kar rahe hain, par mere sar par baal aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai…

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A Short thing It gets Longer when U hold it N pass between women Breasts N enters into A hole What is it? Car Seat Belt U dirty mind.

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Skin meets Skin When is that the skin meets skin, hair meets hair n balls disappear.. dirty mind its when u BLINK UR EYES

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Father went to school for getting report of his daughter. Father: Madam kab dengi aap report? Teacher: Periods khatam hone ke bad.

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Bhagwaan sabse zyada kab khush hote hain? When a girl is getting raped & she screams.” MUJHE BHAGWAAN KE LIYE CHODE DO PLEASE!!!!

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College Ke Trip Par Bache Ghumne Gaye Thhe, Aur Usmein Santa Ki Beti Chinki Bhi Thhi, Jaisa Ki Aap Log Jante Ho Ki Jaha 1 Se Jyada Ladkiya Ho, Vaha Bas Duniya Bhar Ki Ajeebo Gareeb Baatein Shuru. Ese Hi Chinki Ki Ek Friend Ne Sabhi Friends Ke Aage Ek Question Rakha. Ladki: “Koi Btayega Ki Doodh Aur Ladki Mein Kya Faraq Hota Hai” Chinki: “Ja Pagli Tujhe Itna Bhi Nahi Pata, Doodh Jab Gharam …

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Suhagrat Ke Bad Sabse Mushkil Kaam Kya Hai Ladki Se Bat Karna, No Kiss Karna, Nope Gale Lagana, Nahi Fir Sex Karna, Na Yaar Agle Din Subha Ghar Walo Se Nazre Milana

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Hamare Ek Dost Pankaj Ne Ek Ladki Fasayi Aur Kafi Time Dates Pe Jane Ke Baad Akhir Usko Ek Din Rat Ko Sex Karne Ke Liye Mana Hi Liya. Hotel Ke Room Mein Jab Vo Ladki Ke Sath Sex Karne Lagta Hai To Ladki Bolti Hai. Ladki: “Condom Ke Bina Karo Na” Pankaj: “Nahi Nahi, Agar Mujhe AIDS Ho Gaya To?” Ladki Bindas Hoke Boli: “Arre Pagal Gabrao Mat Nahi Hoga, Baki Sab To Condom …

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Santa Ne Apni Biwi Ko Ape Ek Dost Ke Sath Sote Dekh Liya. Usne Aav Dekha Na Taav Bandook Uthayi Aur Dost Ko Goli Maar Di. Biwi Ne Ye Dekha Aur Gusse Mein Aake Boli. Biwi: “Tum Apne Gusse Pe Kaabu Rakho, Warna Ek Din Apne Sare Dosto Se Haath Dho Bethoge“

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बाप- बेटा मैंने तेरे लिए एक लड़की देखी है, वो रूपवती, गुणवती और सरस्वती है। बेटा- लेकिन पापा मैं किसी ओर से प्यार करता हूं और वो गर्भवती है।

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चमेली – मेरे साथ ऐसी वैसी हरकतें मत करो! भूल गए कि मैं अभी तक कुंआरी हूं? प्रेमकुमार – रहने दो, थोड़ी देर में तुम भी भूल जाओगी!

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अर्ज़ किया है… बड़ी हसरत थी की खोलू उनकी सलवार का नाडा, सनम की बेरूख़ी देखो की नंगी ही चले आए!

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