Wife Jokes in Hindi – Girlfriend Wife Jokes

Wife: Janu ! Aaj tumhari girl friend night stay karne aa rahi hai !
Maine fridge mein beer & fresh fruit salad banake rakha hai.
Room freshner side table par hai.
Nahane ka soap with lime fragrance or towel bhi rakha hai.
Main baccho ko Leker mummy ke yaha jaa rahi hoon, kal sham tak aajaungi.
Program mein koi change ho tau inform kar dena, mein wahin aur ruk jaungi…!
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Mungerilal ke haseen sapne…!!
:) :D ;) :P

 nonveg hindi sms

k raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari,
mager saas ne kuch na kaha,
bhala kiun,
kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thiiiiiiiii

 Adult nonveg jokes

anju chud gai manju chud gai

chud gaya parmanand bhaiya jaldi

se ghar aajao bhabhi ke nikal gaya lund

 jokes in hindi adult

4 Dogs fucking Bitch very Hard
Pass 1 aunty khari thi, rone lagi

Bacche ne Pucha:”Kiya hua”

Aunty:”KUCH NAHI BETA JAVANI K DIN YAAD AGAYE”

 hindi jokes adult

2 ladkiya 1 mote bache k pait ko dekhkar boli-O kake y pani k matka kitne k diya?Bacha gusse ma apni nikar utarkar bola tooti samet 50 ka.

 adult jokes in hindi

1Nangi lady ne bar me peg ka order diya.
Waiter dekhta hi rah gaya.
Lady : kabi nangi ladki nai deki?
Waiter : me soch raha hu, tu paise kaha se nikalegi.

 adult hindi jokes

1admi Eye operation k Bad- Dr. Muje dikhai nahi de raha. Dr.ne nurse Ke kapde utar diye Dr-Ab dikha? Man: nahi Dr: madarchod fir ye lun kaise khada ho gaya

 adult jokes hindi

1 sardr ne aag bujhane k liye phunk mari to uska PAAD nikal gaya,
Dobara phunk mari Fir se PAAD nikal gaya,
Sardr gusse me gand ghumakar bola
“LE TU BUJHA LE”.

 jokes adult hindi

1 patient Docter se,’Sir, mai AANKHO se Bol Saku Aur KAAN se dekh Saku koi aisi Dava Do…!’

Doctor,”Lo, ye 2 Goli GAAND se Pee Jaao… !!”

 hindi jokes funny

1 girl : bhai-jaan ye rasta kha jayega.

boy : saali, confeus karti h. ya to bhai bol ya jaan bol.

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