Insult SMS

 Mulk ka kuch bhala karo.

 Banda To Begharat Tha

Hamesha Ache Aur Tameez Wale
SMS He Karna
Take Jab Ap Maro To Loog Kahin..
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Banda To Begharat Tha
Lakin SMS Ache Karta Tha..

 Amir Khan Ne apni Film

Amir Khan Ne apni Film
K Second part k liay
ap ko Chun lia hai
Jiss Mai ap ka
Bohat Main Role Hai
Film Ka Name hai

Bayghairut zameen per

 Barish ki ek ek boond

 Apne pyar ko mat chupao

 When somebody who is deeply

When somebody who is deeply
in Love with you tells that
You are
cute, beautiful, & angelic,
I agree. That’s true,
Believe me,
I swear because love is definitely blind

 Your teeth are like the stars

Boy: your teeth are like the stars

Girl: awww … Thanks
Are they that much pretty ?

Boy: no, far away from each other.

 Dedicated To All Girls With High Attitude

Dedicated To All Girls With High Attitude . . . . . . Sweety ! Don’t Be Proud If Every Boy Wants You..! Always Remember, Cheap Items Have Too Many Buyers

 Am I Pretty Or Ugly?

Gf : Am I Pretty Or Ugly?
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Bf : You Are Both
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Gf : What Do Yu Mean Both ?
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Bf : You Are Pretty Ugly

 How do i play the guitar????

boy: how do i play the guitar????
girl: u should be on TV for ur talent 😐
boy: am i so good??? 😀 :O

girl: if u were on TV,, i can atleast switch it off ;/