Hindi Jokes

 Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi

Teacher: Your son has failed See his report…
Eng – 20
Math – 15
Hindi – 18
Phy – 13
Chem – 15
SSt. – 17
Total – 98

Santa:Total mein toh kamaal hi kar diya hai..Is Subject ka Teachar kaun hai!

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SANTA- maine Pichle 20 Saalo Me 1 Baat Note Ki Hai…
Banta: Wo Kya?
Santa: Saala Jab Bhi Faatak Band
Hote Hai
Tab Train Jaroor Aati Hai.

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Santa- tumne itne chhote-Chhote
baal Q katwaye?
Banta- naai ke paas 3 rupye khulle
nahin the, to main bola 3 rupay ke
aur kaat de…..

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SANTA- Aaj kal zyada bachche judwa
kyo paida hote hai?
BANTA-Desh me itna AATANKWAAD
badh gaya hai ke bachche akele
aane se darte hai.

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 यमराज To चित्रगुप्त

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 Wife Jokes in Hindi – Girlfriend Wife Jokes

Wife: Janu ! Aaj tumhari girl friend night stay karne aa rahi hai !
Maine fridge mein beer & fresh fruit salad banake rakha hai.
Room freshner side table par hai.
Nahane ka soap with lime fragrance or towel bhi rakha hai.
Main baccho ko Leker mummy ke yaha jaa rahi hoon, kal sham tak aajaungi.
Program mein koi change ho tau inform kar dena, mein wahin aur ruk jaungi…!
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Mungerilal ke haseen sapne…!!
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