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 Tota Toti Funyy Joke In Hindi

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 Husband Wife Funny Joke In English

Husband (viewing a video):

Try not to do it! I swear you going to think twice about it for

whatever remains of your life. You dumb bonehead! Try not to say

yes. No! No! NOOO!! Aw dang, he really did it! What a numb nuts!

Wife: Honey, why you so distraught? What’aya viewing?

Husband: Our wedding service. ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜›

 Boy Girl English Funny SMS

Boy: The chief is so idiotic!

Girl: Do you know who I am?

Boy: No…

Girl: I am the chief’s girl!

Boy: Do you know who I am?

Girl: No…

Boy: Good! *walks away* ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜›

 Baba Ji Funny Joke In Hindi

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 Salesman Hindi Funny Joke

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 Pappu Teacher Hindi Funny Joke

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