A man strolls into a shop and sees a charming little canine.

He asks the retailer, “Does your canine chomp?”

The businessperson says, “No, my canine does not nibble.”

The man tries to pet the puppy and the pooch nibbles him.

“Ouch,” he says, “I thought you said your puppy does not chomp!”

The businessperson answers, “That is not my canine.” 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛