John: “Yew hold up here, Mirandy, while I purchase your ticket.”
Mirandy: “Daon’t yew dew it, John; yew can’t say fer beyond any doubt that the train’ll show up-I don’t never put stock in payin’ fer a thing ’til I git it.” ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐