Very Cute Lines For Girlfriend
Lakh Bhula Ke Dekho Ham Dil Se Yaad Ayenge,
Honge Aapke Bahut Dost Ham Alag Nazar Ayege
Tum Pani Pi-pi Kar Thak Jana,
Ham Hichkiya Ban Ban Ke Satayege.
Lakh Bhula Ke Dekho Ham Dil Se Yaad Ayenge,
Honge Aapke Bahut Dost Ham Alag Nazar Ayege
Tum Pani Pi-pi Kar Thak Jana,
Ham Hichkiya Ban Ban Ke Satayege.
Hum Hawa Nahi Jo Fizao Me Kho Jaye
Waqt Nahi Jo Kuch Pal Me Guzar Jaye
Hum Mausam Bhi Nahi Jo Badal Jaye
Hum To Aansu Ki Tarah Hai,
Jo Khushiyo Me Milne Aaye,
Aur Gam Mein Bhi Saath Nibhaye.
Na Chaaho itna Hame Chahoton se dar Lagta hai,
Na Aao itna Kareeb Judai se Dar lagta hai,
Tumhari Wafaon pe Bharosa hai,
Magar Apne Nasseb se dar Lagta hai
Bhula Ke Mujhko Agar Tum Bhi Ho Salamat
To Bhula Ke Tujhko, Sambhalna Mujhe Bhi Aata Hai
Nahi Hai Meri Fitrat Mein Ye Aadat Warna
Teri Tarah Badalna Mujhe Bhi Aata Hai.
Teacher: why did you laugh?
Boy: I saw one strap of your bra.
Teacher: get out of the class for 1 week.
Two boys laughed, Teacher: why did you laugh:
boys: I saw both straps. Teacher: get out for 1 month. She bent down to take chalk, jony started walking out.
Teacher: jony, why you are going out?
Jony: what I just saw I think my school days are over. π π π π π π π π
Guy: two times two is four, hour plus five is nine,
I can put mine in yours, but you can’t put yours in mine.
Girl: two times two is four, hour plus five is nine,
I know the length of yours but you will never know the depth of mine. π π π π π π π π
Customer: my wife needs a bra but I don’t know the size.
Salesgirl: touch my breast and try to calculate.
Customer: oh I forget he needs panties too. π π π π π π π π
A guy takes a girl to his room, throws down his paints and says…
Meet my little brother.
Girls pick up her bag on the way out says call me when he grows up. π π π π π π π π
Day 1 β Love Me, But Donβt Touch Me Ok
Day 2 β Touch Me, But Donβt Kiss Me You Understand
Day 3 β Kiss Me, But Or Kuch Mat Karna Please
Day 4 β Sab Kuch Kar Lo, Par Kisi Ko Batana Nahi
Day 5 β Sub Kuch Karo, Warna Sub Ko Bata Dun Gi Ke Tum Ko Kuch Nahi Aata. π π π π π π π π
Girlfriend To Boyfriend β Romantic andaaz mein, Ek baat poocho ?
Boyfriend – ha puchho…
Girlfriend – Tum Shaadi Ke Baad Bhi Mujhe Itna Hee Pyar Karogeβ¦.
Boyfriend β Kyon nahi mein to deewana hu shaadi-shuda aurton ka darling. π π π π π π π π