Day: June 26, 2016

 Miss… You SMS

Khushi se dil ko aabad karna…

Aur gham ko dil se azad karna,

Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke hame bhi

Din me ek baar YAAD karna…

 Romantic Hindi Text Messages

Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaye nahi jaate,

sabhi log mehfil mein bulaaye nahi jaate,

kuch paas reh kar bhi yaad nahi aate,

kuch dur reh kar bhi bhoolaye nahi jaate…

 Best Romantic SMS In Hindi

Har pal ne kaha ek pal se…

Pal bhar ke liye aap mere samne aa jao,

pal bhar ka saath kuch aisa ho…

ki har pal tum hi yaad aao.

 Father Son non Veg Jokes

Ek ladka apne baap ko viagra ki ek goli toffee mein daal ke deta hai

Aur kehta hai: daddy sone se pehle kha lena.

Baap kehta hai: beta isse kya hoga?

Ladka bolta hai: daddy agar toffee achi lage to,

mere takiye ke neeche chup chap 100 rupye rakh dena.

Agle din ladka apne takiye ke neeche dekhta hai to…

use 1100 rupye milte hai

Aur daddy ke paas ja ke kehta hai: daddy meine to sirf 100 rupye rakhne ko kaha tha.

Baap kehta hai: beta meine to 100 hi rakhe the…
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1000 teri maa ki taraf se hain. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛