Husband Wife Jokes In English

Husbands and wife resemble two kind of vehicles,

Regardless of the fact that one gets punctured, the vehicle can’t move.

So smart men dependably convey a stepney with them. ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜›

 English Love SMS For Boyfriend

My love

words however uncommon โ€ฆ

would never at any point begin,

to let you know all the affection

I have for you inside my heart!

 English Love SMS For Girlfriend

I Will Wait ..

Till The Day

“I” Can Forget “You” ..

Alternately

The Day

You Realize

“You” Cannot Forget “Me” .

 Adult Jokes In English

Father: my 5 yrs old child is extremely devious,

He made all our female hirelings pregnanat,

Dr. how ???????????

Father: he took a pin and punched openings in every one of my condoms. ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜›

 Hot Funny Messages

Cricketer spouse requested separated in court,

Judge ask the reason

She answered

WO shot pe shot marta h,

Par ball ko hath hi nahi lagata. ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜›

 Hot Jokes In English

The ideal framework to maintain a strategic distance from condom mishap,

utilize twofold condom with chilly powder in the middle,

on the off chance that external breaks she will know ,

on the off chance that internal breaks u will know. ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜›

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