Day: June 14, 2016

 Adult Jokes In English

Bar Girl Dancing, Public Claping

She Removes Her Top, More Claps

Evacuates Her Skirt, Louder Claps

Evacuates Her Bra N Panty, Total Silence ????

Moral : You Cant Clap With 1 Hand 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Funny Jokes For Whatsapp

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 Whatsapp Funny Joke In Hindi

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 Love SMS For Girlfriend

Na Kashti Na Kinara Hai Koi,

Na Manzil Na Jeene Ka Sahara Hai Koi,

Na Aansu Na Khushi ka Ishara Hai Koi,

Lekin,

Aap Hai Toh Lagta Hai Humara Hai Koi.

 Heart touching Affection SMS In English ::

Each HEART has Love and Pain!

Just method for expression is distinctive:

Young ladies shroud it in their dazzling eyes,

WHILE

Young men shroud it in their

great looking grin..

 Heart Touching Adoration SMS In English

Charming discussion..

Heart says to Eyes : See less, becoz u see and I endure a great deal …

Eyes answered : Feel less, becoz u feel and I cry a great deal

 Man God Jokes In English

Man said to God – Why did you make ladies so lovely?

God said to man – So that you will love them.

Man said to God – But why did you make them so stupid?

God said to man – So that they will love you. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Father Son Jokes SMS

Child: Dad, what is a numbskull?

Father: A bonehead is a man who tries to clarify his thoughts in such a bizarre,

and long way that someone else who is listening to him can’t comprehend him.

Do you comprehend me?

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Child: No. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Student Teacher Jokes

Two student were contending when the teacher went into the room.

The teacher says, “Why are you contending?”

One student answers, “We found a ten dollor bill and chose to offer it to whoever tells the greatest untruth.”

“You ought to be embarrassed about yourselves,” said the teacher, “When I was your age I didn’t recognize what an untruth was.”

The students gave the ten dollars to the educator. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Santa Banta Jokes In English

Santa: I have the ideal child.

Banta: Does he smoke?

Santa: No, he doesn’t.

Banta: Does he drink bourbon?

Santa: No, he doesn’t.

Banta: Does he ever return home late?

Santa: No, he doesn’t.

Banta: I figure you truly do have the ideal child. How old would he say he is?

Santa: He will be six months old next Wednesday. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛