Adult Jokes In English
Bar Girl Dancing, Public Claping
She Removes Her Top, More Claps
Evacuates Her Skirt, Louder Claps
Evacuates Her Bra N Panty, Total Silence ????
Moral : You Cant Clap With 1 Hand ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
Bar Girl Dancing, Public Claping
She Removes Her Top, More Claps
Evacuates Her Skirt, Louder Claps
Evacuates Her Bra N Panty, Total Silence ????
Moral : You Cant Clap With 1 Hand ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
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Na Kashti Na Kinara Hai Koi,
Na Manzil Na Jeene Ka Sahara Hai Koi,
Na Aansu Na Khushi ka Ishara Hai Koi,
Lekin,
Aap Hai Toh Lagta Hai Humara Hai Koi.
Each HEART has Love and Pain!
Just method for expression is distinctive:
Young ladies shroud it in their dazzling eyes,
WHILE
Young men shroud it in their
great looking grin..
Charming discussion..
Heart says to Eyes : See less, becoz u see and I endure a great deal …
Eyes answered : Feel less, becoz u feel and I cry a great deal
Man said to God – Why did you make ladies so lovely?
God said to man – So that you will love them.
Man said to God – But why did you make them so stupid?
God said to man – So that they will love you. ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
Child: Dad, what is a numbskull?
Father: A bonehead is a man who tries to clarify his thoughts in such a bizarre,
and long way that someone else who is listening to him can’t comprehend him.
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Child: No. ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
Two student were contending when the teacher went into the room.
The teacher says, “Why are you contending?”
One student answers, “We found a ten dollor bill and chose to offer it to whoever tells the greatest untruth.”
“You ought to be embarrassed about yourselves,” said the teacher, “When I was your age I didn’t recognize what an untruth was.”
The students gave the ten dollars to the educator. ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
Santa: I have the ideal child.
Banta: Does he smoke?
Santa: No, he doesn’t.
Banta: Does he drink bourbon?
Santa: No, he doesn’t.
Banta: Does he ever return home late?
Santa: No, he doesn’t.
Banta: I figure you truly do have the ideal child. How old would he say he is?
Santa: He will be six months old next Wednesday. ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐