Classic Adults Jokes

In life, never look down on anybody, unless u r getting a lovely view of the Cleavage!

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Whenever you see a woman and an opportunity … don't screw the opportunity!

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Define contraceptive pill?

It's the second best thing that a women can keep in her mouth to avoid Pregnancy!

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What is the similarity between doing sex & doing surgery?

Skill is more important than the instrument!

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What is the definition of a Lesbian?

Yet another damn woman trying to do a Man's job!

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On a NUDE beach a man shakes hand with a lady & says: Pleased to meet U!

Lady: Yeah, I can SEE that!

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Today's generation:

6 year boy to 4 year boy: Dude, I found a Condom in the balcony.

4 year boy: What's a balcony?

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What advice does the doctor give to sick prostitutes?

Stay out of BED for two days!!!

 Married man’s honest confession

Beat this….

A married man's honest confession !!

I always read my wife's horoscope to see what kind of day I am going to have….

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