Funny Hindi Animal Jokes
Ramlal apni Bhains(Buffelo) ko pregnant karaane ke liye truck mein daal ke dost ke Saand ke paas le gaya…
Kaam hone par,
Ramlal :
Mujhe kaise patta chalega ki Bhains prgnant ho gayi ?
Dost : Kal subah agar Bhains leti mili,
to samjho prgnant hai.
Ramlal :
Aur agar khadi mili to ?
Dost :
To tu Bhains ko fir se lekar aana,
Fir se try karenge.
Dusre din Bhains khadi mili to Ramlal Bhains ko wapas truck mein daal ke kaam karwa aaya..
Par agle din bhi Bhains khadi hi mili.
Ramlal Bhains ko fir se truck mein daal kar kaam karwa aaya…
7 din tak yehi silsila chala..
8ve din Subah-Subah Ramlal ki Biwi ne usse jagaa kar uthaya..
Ramlal :
Bhains prgnant ho gayi kya ?
Biwi :
Prgnant ka to pata nahin,
par wo to subah se truck mein chadhkar
Horn baja rahi hai!!!