Day: June 22, 2012

 adult sms of first night

after the first night husband asks his wife:darling how was the first night?.wife replied: very fine,5%pain,5%enjoyment & 90% past memories.

 adults sms jokes in hindi

Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)

 adult joke pictures

 adults sms jokes in hindi

Dil Roya Par Aankhon Ko Rone Na Diya
Sari Sari Raat Jage Khud Ko Sone Na Diya
Itna Karte Hai Yaad Aap Ko
Par Is Baat Ka Ehsaas Aap Ko Kabhi Hone Na Diya…

Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday 🙂

 adult jokes hindi

Gareeb aur boobs hamesha dabtay hain.
Museebat aur Lulli kahin bhi khadi ho sakti hai.
Kismat aur Bra kahin bhi khul sakti hai.

 birthday sms in english

Before the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year more…
Happy birthday..

 broken heart sms

A man while making love to his maid,
exclaimed ‘Martha ur are sweeter than my wife’

The maid smiled and said
‘i know ‘cos the driver always tells me so’

 dirtyadultjokes

Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class

Think +ve:)

 double meaning jokes

Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei
sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ?

Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k
larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai …:p