Day: June 11, 2012

 awesome adult jokes 2

Aaj Kal Ki Larkian Ye Soch Kar

Apne Boy Friend K Sath So Jati Hain
Galib

Daag To Chala Jaye Ga Ye Waqat Phir Nahi Aaye Ga…!!

 archive of love text messages

Suhagrat

12am Kiss
.
1am Kapre uttaro
.
2am Bra kholo
.
3am Shalwar uttaro
.
4am
.
.
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Ehtalam ho gya
.
.
Ab uuth jao ur naha lo
SAPNA pura hova

 alone quotes in hindi

LUND KI MAHIMA
LUND JB PRACHAND HO
CHUT KHAND KHAND HO
LUND TUM DATE RAHO
CHUT PAR CHADE CHALOSAMNE DARAR HO
JHAT KA PAHAD HO
LUND TUM RUKO NAHI
LUND TUM JUKO NAHI

 adults sms

Husband: Jaan Dedo Boht Mood Horaha Hy

Wife: Nai Aaj Nai

Husband: Aajao Yar

Wife: Nai Na

Child: Papa Muth Maar K So Jao,

Shor Nai Karo Subha School Jana Hai.

 adults jokes in hindi sms

Pathan Ka Promotion Inspector Se DSP hogaya,
Ghar A kar Wife Ko aise Andaz Se Bataya, k Wife Behosh ho Gai.

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BOLA:
Aaj Se Tu DSP k sath Soe gi….;-)

 adultmsg 2

Beta:
Papa Ye Bollywood Or Hollywood Bole To Kya?

Baap:
Bete Jo Ladki Ball Se Khelne De
Wo BOLLYWOOD

Aur Jo Holl Se Khelne De
Wo Hollywood

 adulthindi jokes

2 logon ka aap kuch nai bigaar saktay

1. Jo moo pr jhoot bolay. . .

2. Jo dariya k paar khara hokar aapko lun dikhaye .

 adult.jokes.hindi

Aik Khoobsurat Soch…

Hamesha Samjhota Karna Seekho,

Kyu Ke Thora Sa Jhuk Janay Se

Paisay Ziada Miltay Hein..

Aur Agar Ziada Jhuko,

To Paisy Aur ziada.

 adult sms picture messages

n bus lady-Bhaisab thoda
piche hoke khade hoyiye
man-Bhenji Piche se dhakka aa raha hai
Lady-bhosdike 3 bacho kimaa hu Dhakke OR Ghisne me Fark samjhti hu

 adult sms picture

Boy:
You Are Sunshine Of My Life,
Without You Life Is Cloudy,
You Are In My Heart
Like Rainy Water For Barren Land