romantic hot sms

Pati sex karte hue bola:ladka nikalu ya ladki?Patni: tumhari ma ka bhosda,dard se meri gaand fati ja rahi hE.Pahle jo dala hE voto nikalo!

 nonvejsms

Ek ladki ne 1 kutiya se pucha-Tumhe ek sath itne bachche kaise hote hai.
Kutiya-kabhi sadak par nangi ghumo phir pata chalega.

 non veg sms jokes

Math Teacher..1 me 2 Dalain Tu kya Hota hy?
Girl:-
miss yeh to ap ka hi hosla he hmari to 1 se hi jaan nikal jati he..!

 nonvejsms

Nityanand Quotes:
Din me Hari om,Raat me condom,
Din me agarbatti,Raat me Laalbatti,
Din me Puja & aarti,Raat me Divya & Bharti,
Din me swaha,Raat me Ahaa.

 married sms english

A man married a Lady Traffic police Inspector.
Friend: How was ur first night?
Man: She charged Rs 100 from me for Overspeed,
200 for wrongside entry and Rs 500 for no helmet

 nonvejsms

Nurse : khan saheb,mubarak ho,
aap ko judwa bete hue hain.
Khan : yeh to hona hi tha,
maine koshish jo dono taraf se ki thi

 nonvej sms

When Aishwarya delivered a Baby Girl,
The doctor welcomed the baby,
“You will be amazed to know which family you are born in.
Do you know who your Grandfather is?”
The baby replied,”Yes, the greatest actor of Bollywood.”
The Doctor was shocked.
Then he asked, “Do you know who your Mother is?”
The baby replied, “One of the most beautiful ladies in the world. Miss World.”
The doctor then asked, “Do you know who your Father is?”
The baby replied, “NO IDEA”

 nonveg hindi sms

k raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari,
mager saas ne kuch na kaha,
bhala kiun,
kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thiiiiiiiii

 non veg sms jokes

A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman’s breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?

 non veg sms in hindi

New cople train se jate hue surang se Guzre.
Hus: Agar pata hota surang itni lambi hai to fayda utha leta.
Wife: hey ram !
To kya woh aap nhi the ohh ??

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