adult sms 140 in hindi

1 Admi k Pas 10 inch ka Ghora tha.

Dost ne Pocha k ye kahan se lia hai?

Wo bola k Pahar k pas 1 baba betha hai us se jo mango daita hai,

lekin itna khayal rahy k wo ooncha sunta hai.

Dost baba k pas Gya aur bola baba ji Mujhe HEERAY ki Bori do.

Baba ne kuch parha to bori aa gai;

wo le kr jb neechay aaya to us main KHEERAY thay.

Us ne dost ko btaya k yar main ne to Heeray mangay thay Magar ye to Kheeray hain.

Dost ne jwab dia k ‘Tumhain btaya to tha k baba ooncha sunta hai;

Ab tujhy kia lgta hai k main ne 10 inch ka GHORA manga tha??

 funny adults sms in hindi 140

Be extra careful…..

In Dino Apna Bohat Khayal Rakhna.

KHANA Waqt Per Khana.

ZEYADA Wazan Nahi Uthana.

SEERIYHAN ehteyat Se. Charhna.

Q K.

8wan MAHINA Chal Raha Hai. Aur Theek 23Dino Baad Tum Ko KHUSHi Milne Wali Hai.

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 adult joke hindi

Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi 😉

 shayari on smile

Sardar dost say: Yar BV nu birthday tay ki gift dawan?
Dost: Apna Lun day.
Sardar: Nai yar koi wada gift das.
Dost: Far mera Lun day day

 non veg sms in hindi

Girl and boy lost in jungle After two days of struggle for food and
water, girl said-dear plz fuck me. boy said: why? girl said: abey kuch to ander
jayega.

 alone sms in hindi

Nahi plz

Neeche mat jao na

Kuch ho jaye ga

Plz

Dekho aisa mat karo

Maan jao na plz

Warna

â?¦Ho jaye ga

Plz mat jao

Aaah

Dekha

Ho gaya na

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 hindi dirty jokes

Girl to Mom: Ammi ammi aaj main collage nahian jahoon gi
Mom: Lakin keun
Girl: Larkay TANG kartay hain
Mom: Chal jhutti Larkay to KHULLI kartay hain

 adult sms hindi 33

7 chlne k lye tmhara hath kesy thamon
Dost
Tmhe to doosron k tattay uthany se furst nh milti

(“.)
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) ):_//( ? G sir
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 non veg hindi sms

Boy: Breast ke taraf ishara keraty hway, Amme Amme yeh kia hain

Amme: Beta yeh Ghubaray Hain.

Boy: Tu Amme masi kay baray kion hain.

Amme: Tumnay kub daikhay.

Boy: Jub papa un main hawa bhar rahay thay

 hot sms in hindi

A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,
who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him,
O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh replied,
assi Pizza hut chaley aan,
sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa.

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