Day: April 30, 2012

 adult sms

Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)

 adult free sms

Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday 🙂

 adult free sms

It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.

 adult free jokes

Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I’m in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.

 adult sms msg……….

Saali-Jijaji is paheli ka jawab do,
Masal Masal ke khada kiya aur thook laga ke Ghusa diya..
Jija- Maar khayegi,
Sali-Aarre Jijaji SUI ME DHAGA…Aap bi..

 adult free sms

Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
which is 6″ long
and move it in and out
and wait for a white substance to come out?

Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
i cant tell such words

Boy:dont worry its tooth brush

 free ;ljokes

A man while making love to his maid,
exclaimed ‘Martha ur are sweeter than my wife’

The maid smiled and said
‘i know ‘cos the driver always tells me so’