Day: April 28, 2012

 msg adult

U may love ur girl frnd very Deeply
But u CAN NOT Express its more deeper than 6 or 7 Inches

 free jokes msg…….

Roye ish kadar unke sine se lipatkar,
Roye ish kadar unke sine se lipatkar,
ki wo khud aapni bra utar kar boli,
daba le kamine natak maat kar

 sms adult ..//…

7 Log nange ho k apna LUNd khada kar k 1 line me khade the,

1 ladki- ji aap log c@nd0m ki add h kya?

Admi-Nahi pagli,”7-up” ki…

 adult free jokes

Santa- tum kitne bhai ho??
Banta- hum 2 bhai hai!!!
Santa- baap me dum nai tha kya!!!
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Banta- tum kitne bhai ho??
Santa- hum 5 bhai aur 2 behne hai!!
Banta- baap ko aur koi kaam nai tha kaya…..

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Beti: papa m ma banane wali hu..
papa: besarm ye kya bk rahi ho..

beti: papa aapne hi to kaha tha jb tum kuchh bn nhi jati m ACTIVA nhi dilaungaa…

 adult sms

Happy Summer
Garmi Shuru ho rahi hai
Ab dhile kurte me BRA BOOBS
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Patli Salwar mai Floral Panty fir se dekhne ko milegi
“KAMINO KE LIYE JANHIT MAI JARI”

 adult sms jokes

Ladka bola, woh aadmi to”Carefree sanitary pack” kharidane ayaa tha, maine kaha, char din tu ghar par kya karega, Machli pakadne chale jao.

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Netaji Gaon ke ek Ghar mein Jakar Ek Aurat se bole-Ab Hum aa Gaye he,ab VIKAS hoga

Aurat-Pichli Baar bhi Tumne kaha tha,par VIKAS hone ke badlee VIMLA hui thi !!

 free joke

To all grls who die for ‘size zero’ & to all boys who wna such a girl as a Gf:
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“Real man” goes for best shapes..

Haddiyo pe to kutte marte hai

 adult free sms massages

Luck and Fuck are Directly Proportional to each Other.
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When Luck favors, You can Fuck the Whole World.
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But
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When Luck Fails, The Whole world begins to Fuck you!!!