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A negro attended a function without dress.sardar thought he was wearing black suit & said “ur dress is good but tie is in the wrong position”
A negro attended a function without dress.sardar thought he was wearing black suit & said “ur dress is good but tie is in the wrong position”
A little boy brust into his
parent”s room one night
and was astonished by
what he found his mother
doing to his father.”Bunty!”he told a friend at
school next morning,
“and to think i get
punishments for just
sucking my thumb.”
Shahjahan Tha Bewakoof Jo Banaya Itna Mahenga ‘ TAAJMAHAL”
Agar Rakhta utne Paise Bank Me ” AAJ ”
To Itna Aata ” BYAAJ”
Ki Roz -Roz Aati Nayi-Nayi..” MUMTAAJ”
Patni-Aaj Main Peticot Main Thi Tabhi Sasur Ji Aa Gaye..
Pati-Phir Tumne Kya Kiya?
Patni- Maine sharam Ke mare Peticot Utha Kar Ghunghat kr liya…
Ladki: Condoms Dena.
Dukaandar masti mein: Kis liye ?
Ladki Gusse se: Tere Baap ko Gift Dungi,Taki tere jaisa dusra chutiya paida na ho.
Saali-Jijaji is paheli ka jawab do,
Masal Masal ke khada kiya aur thook laga ke Ghusa diya..
Jija- Maar khayegi,
Sali-Aarre Jijaji SUI ME DHAGA…Aap bi..
Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay
saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay?
Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi ki
tarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega…