A population control program had been introduced in a remote village, but the doctors were having trouble getting the women to take their birth control pills. They decided, therefore, to concentrate on teaching the men to wear condoms.
Doctor told Santa, who had 4 children in four years, that he absolutely had to wear a condom. Doctor explained that as long as he wore it his wife could not have another baby.
About a month later Santa’s wife, Jeeto, came in and she was pregnant. The doctor got very angry. He called Santa in and gave him a long lecture through an interpreter. He asked Santa why he hadn’t worn the condom.
The interpreter said, “He swears he did wear it. He never took it off.”
The doctor shook his head. “In that case, ask him how in the heck his wife is pregnant again?”
“He says,” said the interpreter, “that after six days he had to pee so badly that he cut the end off.”
Santa and Jeeto were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 10th wedding anniversary.
Jeeto said, “We will go to all the same places that we did on our first honeymoon.”
“As you wish,” said Santa.
“Will we do all the things that we did on our first honeymoon?” asked Jeeto.
“Ok,” said Santa.
“And will we make love like we did on our first honeymoon?” asked Jeeto.
“That’s right,” said Santa, “except this time I get to sit on the side of the bed and cry, ‘It’s too big, it’s too big!'”
Helen was in her late thirties and still not married. She just had a hard time meeting men. And the men she did meet all ended up being jerks. Finally, she decided to place an ad in the personals in the newspaper.
Helen wrote: “Looking for a man who wont beat me, wont leave me, and is excellent in bed.” ..
Several days went by and she hadnt gotten a single call. Then, one day she was doing her laundry when she heard a knock on the door. She walked upstairs to answer it. She opened the door and saw a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs.
“Can I help you?” Helen asked. .. He said, “I am the man of your dreams!” .. Helen was baffled. She said, “Excuse me.” .. “I read your personal ad in the paper and I am the perfect man for you. I have no arms, so I cant beat you. I have no legs, so I can never leave you.” .. “But are you good in bed?” Helen asked. .. He replied, “How do you think I knocked on the door?!”
Jab tere chikoo the, sab tere pichhu the,
jab tere aam hue, sab pareshan hue,
jab tere kharbuje hue, bade ajube hue,
jab tere jhool gaye, sab tujhe bhool gaye.
On a lonely island which dont have any animal or human being a plane crashes.
all the passangers leaving a sardar and a goat died.
now sardar is alone with the goat. many days passed like that.
as island is full of vegetables and fruits sardar and goat dont have any problem of eating.
one day sardar is feeling very horny, but he is not able to satisfy his sexual desire.
he thought of f~cking goat.
but whenever he want to f~ck her, goat throw her legs and so sardar is not able to f~ck her.
after few days one more plane crashes and all the passangers leaving a beautiful girl died.
as girl had got many injuries, sardar helped her a lot.
by the help of sardar she got well very soon.
and thanked sardar and told him that he can do anything for him.
then sardar asked her that can u do anything.
girl said yes.
then sardar told her held the legs of this goat as i like to f~ck her.
American Aur Desi
american aur desi mein kya farak hota hai?
american kaam ko dimaak mein aur c ko l pe rakhta hai .
Aur desi c ko dimaak mein aur kaam ko l pe rakhta hai
A sardar was hurrly fucing a girl in a car!
A policeman came and asked the sardar what r u doing?
Sardar said i am fucing a girl
The policeman said now its my turn,
The sardar said i have never fuced a policeman?
My Life was in darkness before i met u, but now it is bright.u know why? Coz u r a “Tubelight
A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
“I thought It was MONEY”
A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman’s breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?
Ans. cars seat belt…u dirty mind
