Day: April 4, 2012

 funny jokes

Husband Makes a Glass of Whisky & asks wife: Lo Pio isko!

Wife tastes & says: Chhi, Kitni karvi hay!

Husband: Aur tu sochti hay K mein Roz Ayyashi Karta hun!

 alril fool

Mein Piyasa Aur Tum Paani ho,

Mein kalam aur tum kahani ho,

Wah

Wah

Jab Poocha Tumhare Gali K
Bachon se to pata Chala ke

Tum To Sab ki Nani ho.

 april fools jokes for friends

The first of April, some do say,
Is set apart for All Fools Day.
But why the people call it so,
Nor I, nor they themselves do know.
But on this day are people sent
On purpose for pure merriment.

 april fool ideas

From some home a jade flute sends dark notes drifting,
Scattering on the spring wind that fills Lo-yang.
Tonight, if we should hear the willow-breaking song,
Who could help but long for the gardens of home?

 list of april fools jokes

Beauty is a form of genius – is higher, indeed, than genius, as it needs no explanation. It is of the great facts in the world like sunlight, or springtime, or the reflection in dark water of that silver shell we call the moon.

 april jokes

The first day of spring is one thing, and the first spring day is another. The difference between them is sometimes as great as a month.

 free april fools jokes

Spring slattern of seasons
you have soggy legs
and a muddy petticoat
drowsy
is your hair your
eyes are sticky with
dream and you have a sloppy body from
being brought to bed of crocuses
when you sing in your whisky voice
the grass rises on the head of the earth
and all the trees are put on edge
spring
of the excellent jostle of
thy hips
and the superior

 top 100 april fools jokes

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go;
it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow.

 april fool ideas

Late April and you are three; today
We dug your garden in the yard.
To curb the damage of your play,
Strange dogs at night and the moles tunneling,
Four slender sticks of lath stand guard
Uplifting their thin string.
So you were the first to tramp it down.
And after the earth was sifted close
You brought your watering can to drown
All earth and us. But these mixed seeds are pressed
With light loam in their steadfast rows.
Child, weve done our best.

 topeka april fools joke

Spring has again returned.
The Earth is like a child that knows many poems.
Many, O so many. For the hardship
of such long learning she receives the prize.
Strict was her teacher.
The white in the old mans beard pleases us.
Now, what to call green, to call blue,
we dare to ask: She knows, She knows!