Funny sms in hindi

Na ishq karna mere yaar ye ladkiya bahut satati hai
na karna in par aitbar ye kharch bahut karwati hai
recharge tum karwa ke dete ho or
mobile mera use karti hai

 funny sms of the day

Hamari dosti tab khatam hogi jab
ek Goonga ek behre ko fone kar k batayega ki

ek andhe ne dekha ki ek langda bhag raha tha Ganje k peeche uske bal katne kliy

 Holi sms shayari

Pichkari ki Dhar,
Gulal ki bauchar,
Apno ka pyar,
Yahi hai yaaron holi ka tyohar.
Happy Holi!!!!

 SMS for lovers

faslo pr fasle ban jate hai,
raste khud se bhi anjan ho jate hai,
humne bhi na chaha tha khud ko berbaad kerna,
kya kerte waqt k aage kab hum tik patein hai

 Holi funny sms

H_A_P_P_Y H_O_L_I BCOZ KABIR JI NE KAHA THA KAL KARE SO AAJ KAR AAJ KARE SO AB NETWORK FAIL HO JAYEGA PHIR WISH KAREGA KAB.

 love sms for lovers

Dunya main sirf teen(3) tarah kay log
Dunya main sirf teen(3) tarah kay log he khush naseeb hotey hain 1) Woh jinhay sacha pyar milta hai 2) woh jinhay acha Yaar milta hai 3) Woh jinhay mera sms baar baar milta hai Only 4 u

 A soft sms for holi

A true and caring relation doesn’t have to speak loud, a soft sms is just enough to express the heartiest feelings. Enjoy the festival of Holi with lot of fun.

 Holi sms for lovers

When I look into your eyes,
I know it’s true;
you were made for me and I for you.
wish u a very happy holi

 Holi sms for wife

Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life

 Holi sms for boss

Boss: Why did you leave the job?
Applicant: Illness
Boss: What was the trouble?
Applicant: My boss was sick of me!

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