Samose Pe Dali Sev Aur Chatni Chat Ban Gayi
Wah Wah
Samose Pe Dali Sev Aur Chatni Chaat Ban Gayi
Aur Tum Jo Aaye Zindgi Me Bat Ban Gayi
Jo Pyar Na Samjhe Wo Insaan Nahi,
Duniya Me Kon Hai Jo Pareshan Nahi,
Jab Reply Karoge Tabhi Hum Or Sms Karenge,
Verna Hamari Bhi Sms Ki Koi Dukan Nahi.
Tumhari Zindagi Mein Kabhi Koi Gam Na Ho.
Tumahri Ankho Mein Ashu Ke Nam Na Ho,
Tumko Roj Mile Naye Naye Girl Friend,
Jiski Umar 80 Se Kam Na Ho… :
Hume To Cigrate Ne Luta Bidi Me Kaha Dum Tha
Apni Kasti B Waha Dubi Jaha Wisky Ka Drum Tha
Hum Tab B Nikl Aaye
Qki Hmari Deshi Me Bahut Dum Tha
Na Jane Kab Tare Toot Jaye,
Na Jane Kab Ansu Ankh Se Choot Jaye,
Kuch Pal Humare Sath B Has Lo,
Na Jane Kab Tumhare Dant Toot Jaye..!!!
Khoob Ladi Mardaniangrezo Ko Yd Dila Di Nani…
De Di Desh Wasiyo Ke Liye Qurbani…
Wo Thi??Sheela, Sheela Ki Jawani
Arj Kiya Hai Anakho Me Nami Thi ,
Aur Vitamin Ki Kami Thi…
Sari Raat Mobile Pe Baat Kiya Aur Subah Pata Chala …
Woh To Girl Friend Ki Mummy Thi.
Student Ke Dard Ko University Wale Kya Jane,
College Ke Riwazon Ko Parents Kya Jaane.
Hoti Hai Kitni Takleef Ek Ek Parchi Nikalne Mein,
Wo Copy Check Karne Wale Kya Jaane..
Try praising your wife,
even if it does frighten her at first.
-Billy Sunday
Gadhe Ko Gadhi Se
Pyar Hogya
Wa wa
.
Gadhe Ko Gadhi Se
Pyar Hogya
.
.
.
Itna
Romentic SmS Parh Kar
Ek Aur
Gadha
TAYYAR Hogya!