Funny sms for girlfriend

Samose Pe Dali Sev Aur Chatni Chat Ban Gayi
Wah Wah
Samose Pe Dali Sev Aur Chatni Chaat Ban Gayi
Aur Tum Jo Aaye Zindgi Me Bat Ban Gayi

 Funny sms for all

Jo Pyar Na Samjhe Wo Insaan Nahi,
Duniya Me Kon Hai Jo Pareshan Nahi,
 
Jab Reply Karoge Tabhi Hum Or Sms Karenge,
 
Verna Hamari Bhi Sms Ki Koi Dukan Nahi.
 

 Funny sms girlfriend

Tumhari Zindagi Mein Kabhi Koi Gam Na Ho.
Tumahri Ankho Mein Ashu Ke Nam Na Ho,
Tumko Roj Mile Naye Naye Girl Friend,
Jiski Umar 80 Se Kam Na Ho… :

 Funny guy ‘s sms

Hume To Cigrate Ne Luta Bidi Me Kaha Dum Tha
Apni Kasti B Waha Dubi Jaha Wisky Ka Drum Tha
Hum Tab B Nikl Aaye
Qki Hmari Deshi Me Bahut Dum Tha

 Na Jane Kab

Na Jane Kab Tare Toot Jaye,
Na Jane Kab Ansu Ankh Se Choot Jaye,
Kuch Pal Humare Sath B Has Lo,
Na Jane Kab Tumhare Dant Toot Jaye..!!!
 

 Funny sms song

Khoob Ladi Mardaniangrezo Ko Yd Dila Di Nani…
De Di Desh Wasiyo Ke Liye Qurbani…
Wo Thi??Sheela, Sheela Ki Jawani

 Funny sms massages

Arj Kiya Hai Anakho Me Nami Thi ,
Aur Vitamin Ki Kami Thi…
Sari Raat Mobile Pe Baat Kiya Aur Subah Pata Chala …
Woh To Girl Friend Ki Mummy Thi.
 

 Funny sms for student

Student Ke Dard Ko University Wale Kya Jane,
College Ke Riwazon Ko Parents Kya Jaane.
Hoti Hai Kitni Takleef Ek Ek Parchi Nikalne Mein,
Wo Copy Check Karne Wale Kya Jaane..

 Funny sms for wife

Try praising your wife,
even if it does frighten her at first.
-Billy Sunday
 

 Funny sms for man

Gadhe Ko Gadhi Se
Pyar Hogya
Wa wa
.
Gadhe Ko Gadhi Se
Pyar Hogya
.
.
.
Itna
Romentic SmS Parh Kar
Ek Aur
Gadha
TAYYAR Hogya!

SMS Categories

हाज़िर जवाब - हिंदी में प्रश्न पूछें और हिंदी में उत्तर पाये

SMS Calendar

February 2012
M T W T F S S
« Jan   Mar »
 12345
6789101112
13141516171819
20212223242526
272829